i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me
GODDAMIT MR NOODLE
Coping strategy for when you are trapped in conversations with obnoxious people:
1. Pick a spot nearby, around eye level, preferably a small object. That is now the camera.
2. When they say something you just cannot stand, look directly into the camera like you’re on The Office
3. Repeat as often as needed